Posted By tagaxilo on 2009-11-24 | 编辑
J:Oh Daphne,you poor thing!Of course ,I’ll deal with the shoot.I can handle Sasha.Ok.Lots of love,big kiss.Bye bye.
P:Since when do you say ‘lots of love, big kiss ’ to your boss?
J:Since Daphne’s going through a nasty divorce.She needs positive affirmation.Babies,what’s wrong?
P:Nothing I’m just a little nervous.He’s meant to have a ferocious temper.
J:Who?
P:Mavine Berstein.The man I’m interviewing today.
J:Since when do you get nervous about celebrity profiles.
P:Sincce we’re not talking about some tow-bit British TV presenter.MB is a living legend!The man’s produced some of the best films in last 20 years!He’s a giant among the film industry.
J:A giant?
P:Maybe I shoud call in sick.
J:Maybe that’s what’s bothering you.
P:That I’m not feeling well?
J:No ,that MB reminds you that these celebrity profiles are meant to pay the rent.While you’re foucsing on your screenplays.
P:Can we not talk about my nonexistent film career right now?I’m feeling samll enough as it is.
J:Babies,just remenber.MB may be a giant.But you are a giant in waiting.
P:Yes,yes I ‘m.I have no ideal what that means.
J:Neither do I.
P:I’m here to see Mr. MB.
W:Your name?
P 
eter Simon.
M eter Simon.Any relation to Neil?
P:Excuse me?
M:Neil Simon! Great writer.You a great writer?
P:Oh,I don’t known.
M:You know if you were great.
T:Mr.B .Kenneth Branagh on line 2.
M:KB!Another great writer!Kenny B!I loved the script!I loved it!Fuckin brilliant dialogue!Well,hat’s off to Shakspeare then!No answer.
P:What?
W:I said no answer in Mr.B’s room.
P:Oh,right.Fine,I’ll just wait.
W lease.
Sasha:Ok,ladies,arms around each others.Ok,now,Jade look into BenG’s eyes,pleaase.Thank you very much,Ok.No!With love!
Jacks andora,how’s it going?
Pandora:Oh ,you know.BenG hates Jade,Jade hates BenG and Sasha hates everyone.
J:Nothing like a happy set.
S:Hello?I’m waiting!Paolo,when I hve to ask for it,it’s too late!
J:Who’s the cutie?
Pd:Sasha’s latest squeenze.Argentinean.Apparentaly,Sasha picked him up at Ipanema Beach.
J:Amazing how Sasha always find his “assistens” at the beach.Isn’t it?I supposed it allows him to examine their “qualifications”.
J:Talullah!What’s wrong?
T:Oh,God.I just had a huge row with Freedom and I think it’s over.
J:Ok,I’m in the middle of a shoot...
T:Oh,God!I feel like dying!
J:Ok,tell me what exactly what happened.
T:Well,him came over and we shagged.And then I asked him what he throght about monogamy.
J:You don’t talk about monogany after you shag a guy...
T:No,no but he said he liked monogamy.
J:He did?
T:Then he said he also likes oak and pine and maple...
J:So he’s got a sence of humour.
T:Monogamy is not a laughing matter.If Freedom ever cheated on me,I don’t think I could go on!
J:Talullah!You’ve known the guy for a week.Stop talking like you’re in some kind of a movie.
T:I can’t help it. I’m naturally dramatic.
Pl:Excuse me.Sasha needs you.
J:Oh,right,I’ll be right there.
T:Who is that?
J:Sasha’s assistent.He’s gay.
T:What?
J:Gay!
T:How can you tell?
J:Trust me.I have the best gayder in Londen.That boy gay as goose.
T:Lucky fucking geese.
W:Excuse me ,sir.We’ve just got word Mr.B had to fly back to New York.
P:Oh,right.Thank you.
P:I’m so sorry! I’m so sorry!
Sasha:Now you love her!Feed a grape.With love!Real love!Excellent!And crush a grape on her mouth.Excellent!Make it sexy!More sexy!Make the grape sexy!Yes!Yes!And kiss her!On the mouth!Excellent!Sexy love!Yeah,I think we have it!
Pd;Jacks,would it be all right if I borrowed an outfit just for tonight?I kind of have a date.
J:A date?With who?
Pd:Oh,just this guy.I mean,I’m not sure it’s even technictally a date.It’s just dinner.
J andora,pick out the sexest outfit and go home immediately!
Pd:But what about the wrap?
J:I’ll cover for you.What’s more important,true love or fashion?
Pd:It’s just a dinner...
J:Ok,let me rephrase that.What’s more important,anyting or fashion?
Pd:Thanks ,Jacks.
S aolo,querido.Dinner,9 o’clock,Nubo.Don’t be late.I can’t face them on my own.
Pl:No problem.
S:Gracias,carino!
J:Katie from Purple will be picking these up in the morning.
W:Alright.
J:James!How was your day?
Peter:Anybody home?
Jc:In here!So how’d it go with the legendary giant?
P:It didn’t.He stood me up.
Jc:I’m sorry, babise.
P:Why are you reading a cookbook in the nude?
Jc:It’s “The Neked Chef”.
P:What?You’re keeping him company?
Jc:I’m waiting for the shower.
James:You’re almost out of shampoo so I had to use soap.Oh,hi ,Peter.
P:Hello,James.How are you?
Jm:Good,yes .You?
P:Yes,good.Thanks.
Jm:Well,I better be off.My flight’s at 9 and I still got to pack.
Jc:Right.
Jm:I’ll call you when I land.
Jc:Have fun in New York!
Jm:Thank you!Bye,Peter!
P:Bye,James!
P:Jacks?What are you doing?
J:Reading this delicious recipe for Beetroot Salad with marjoram and balsamic vinegar dressing!
P:What are you doing with James?
J:Nothing.
P:You broke up with him a mouth ago!
J:I know,it’s just sex.He fills a void.Literally.
P:I don’t see how you excepet to meet someone new if you spend all your time with your ex.
J:Good point!Maybe I should get back together with James so I spend less time with him.
P:I don’t think it’s funny.
J:Neither do I.
P:What’s the point of shagging someone ad nauseam if you know you’re never going to love them?
J:It’s not so simple.
P:He’s in love with you ,Jacks.You’re not in love with him.It doesn’t more simple then that.
J:That’s not fair!I happen to care about James.A lot.And I hate the fact that he feels more than me.And I hate the fact that I’m not in love with him.Because I know I should be.Because he’s smart ,sweet and decent and I don’t want to hurt him.So I keep hoping that I’ll grow into it.That maybe one day I’ll wake up and I feel...
P:What?
J:In love!You know,dizzy and feverish and nauseous...
P:That’s not love,Jacks.That’s the flu.
J:Well,at least I’m trying!You big cynic.
P:I’m not a cynic!
J:When’s the last time you even considered falling in love?
P:Today!
J:I’m not talking about some character in a novel or a movie.
P:Neither am I.
J:What?
P:What?
J:What?Peter!
J:So ,tell me everything!What’s his name?
P 
avid Williams.
J W,and?
P:And what?
J:And who is he?Where’d you meet him?How’d you meet?Tell me everything!
P:Well...I was on my way out of the hotel.And he was walking in.He had these two paintings under his arm and a Sotheby’s catelogue.And we just sort of bumped into each other,I can’t explain it,but...It was amazing.Because it was like I was finally see the person I’d beenn waiting for my entire life.
J:Oh my God!That’s so romantic!So when do I get to meet him?
P:Right after I do?
J:What?
P:Well...We don’t actually meet.Per se.As it were...
J:But you know his name.
P:Yes,it was on the Sotheby’s catalogue.He dropped it and I picked it up.
J:And you didn’t say anything?You didn’t speak?And this is the person you think you could be in love with?Someone that you’ve never ever spoken to?Someone that you’ve never met?
P:Look,Jacks.I know it sounds crazy.I just...I really think he’s the one.
J:Of course he is...
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